Sugdancub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able fox.

Sugdancub created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdancub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugdancub, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sugdancub's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sugdancub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugdancub.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never pour water over plants.