Bossxenhudgun is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, happy
jellyfish.
Bossxenhudgun created a charm quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bossxenhudgun, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Bossxenhudgun, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Bossxenhudgun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Bossxenhudgun's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not dye your hair indigo.
3. Bossxenhudgun loves mites, so they must be honoured.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not listen to music.