Popcanhab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy zebra.

Popcanhab created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popcanhab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popcanhab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Popcanhab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Popcanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Popcanhab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Popcanhab.

4. You must pray to Popcanhab nine times a day.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.