Logdunbif is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, irritating crab.

Logdunbif created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdunbif, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Logdunbif, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Logdunbif's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Logdunbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never run in the presence of foxes.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.