Fodstragyog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient pigeon.

Fodstragyog created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodstragyog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fodstragyog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fodstragyog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fodstragyog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fodstragyog.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed spinach to tapirs while wearing brown shoes.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the east.