Bidpitnut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage goose.

Bidpitnut created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidpitnut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidpitnut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bidpitnut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bidpitnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing gray rings.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.