Pitpagfag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm wyrm.

Pitpagfag created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpagfag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pitpagfag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitpagfag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pitpagfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Pitpagfag first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.