Himcubgessdap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying salamander.

Himcubgessdap created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himcubgessdap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Himcubgessdap, it will torture you forever.

Himcubgessdap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Himcubgessdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.