Mobparkgat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, competent gnu.

Mobparkgat created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobparkgat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mobparkgat, she will turn you into a worm.

Mobparkgat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mobparkgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.