Ruttimkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet frog.

Ruttimkab created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttimkab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttimkab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ruttimkab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ruttimkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Ruttimkab on top of important buildings.

5. Do not jump in public.