Nuthad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind dugong.

Nuthad created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nuthad, it will strike you with lightening.

Nuthad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nuthad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head pink.

2. Never feed turnips to dolphins while wearing white shoes.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Never eat green fruit.