Higdissdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive grasshopper.

Higdissdut created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Higdissdut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Higdissdut, she will not care at all.

Higdissdut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Higdissdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never feed cherries to horses while wearing black kilts.