Vandussarf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless crocodile.

Vandussarf created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vandussarf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vandussarf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vandussarf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vandussarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near voles.

2. Run away from mauve tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.