Popgof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced hippopotamus.

Popgof created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Popgof, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popgof, she will turn you into a worm.

Popgof's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Popgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat lemons.