Vabyartsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous salamander.

Vabyartsid created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabyartsid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vabyartsid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vabyartsid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vabyartsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never run in the presence of otters.

5. Never pour water over plants.