Busgempas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, slow mongoose.

Busgempas created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busgempas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busgempas, she will jump up and down on your head.

Busgempas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Busgempas' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if seven cats approach from the north.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Put Busgempas first in all things.