Natcadwotnanpibfon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional squirrel.

Natcadwotnanpibfon created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natcadwotnanpibfon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natcadwotnanpibfon, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Natcadwotnanpibfon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Natcadwotnanpibfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. You must love Natcadwotnanpibfon.

4. Do not take Natcadwotnanpibfon's name in vain.

5. Never mention snails.