Sastailarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm capybara.

Sastailarn created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sastailarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sastailarn, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sastailarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sastailarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Sastailarn must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.