Rullteentan is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil
frog.
Rullteentan created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullteentan, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rullteentan, it will destroy your favourite star.
Rullteentan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Rullteentan's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Rullteentan.
2. You must pray to Rullteentan nine times a day.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not eat cucumbers.
5. Never wear indigo coats.