Rullteentan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil frog.

Rullteentan created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullteentan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullteentan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rullteentan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rullteentan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rullteentan.

2. You must pray to Rullteentan nine times a day.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never wear indigo coats.