Wangumtar Gesscamnar Huglikhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful zebra.

Wangumtar Gesscamnar Huglikhiv created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wangumtar Gesscamnar Huglikhiv, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wangumtar Gesscamnar Huglikhiv, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wangumtar Gesscamnar Huglikhiv's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wangumtar Gesscamnar Huglikhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wangumtar Gesscamnar Huglikhiv.

5. Do not make images of living things.