Pomflatgod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable sheep.

Pomflatgod created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomflatgod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pomflatgod, it will not invite you to parties.

Pomflatgod's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pomflatgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near hamsters.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.