Monvedhomlun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy walrus.

Monvedhomlun created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monvedhomlun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Monvedhomlun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Monvedhomlun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Monvedhomlun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monvedhomlun.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Monvedhomlun.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Respect your elders.