Gatmanyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering slug.

Gatmanyarl created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatmanyarl, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gatmanyarl, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gatmanyarl's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gatmanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Hide if six ants approach from the south.

5. Do not shave your face.