Quatgilhad is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful
cow.
Quatgilhad created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quatgilhad, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Quatgilhad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Quatgilhad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Quatgilhad's Holy Commandments1. Sharks are not to be trusted.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
4. Never wear stockings.
5. Always help voles in need.