Tundidnibrutjanbamnighap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise human.

Tundidnibrutjanbamnighap created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Tundidnibrutjanbamnighap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tundidnibrutjanbamnighap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tundidnibrutjanbamnighap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tundidnibrutjanbamnighap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tundidnibrutjanbamnighap.

5. Do not eat nuts.