Kandossbin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fairy.

Kandossbin created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kandossbin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kandossbin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kandossbin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kandossbin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kandossbin.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kandossbin.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always obey Kandossbin's priests.