Sadnarbopgid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish monkey.

Sadnarbopgid created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Sadnarbopgid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sadnarbopgid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sadnarbopgid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sadnarbopgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to squirrels while wearing gray shoes.

2. Always help mice.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Sadnarbopgid loves whales, so they must be respected.