Dubbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty spider.

Dubbog created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dubbog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dubbog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never sit in holy places.