Govontgig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident sheep.

Govontgig created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govontgig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Govontgig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Govontgig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Govontgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govontgig.

5. Do not laugh in public.