Govontgig is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, confident
sheep.
Govontgig created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Govontgig, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Govontgig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Govontgig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Govontgig's Holy Commandments1. Never mention tapirs.
2. Do not hurt mites.
3. Never wear skirts.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govontgig.
5. Do not laugh in public.