Tunpitlist is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing newt.

Tunpitlist created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunpitlist, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tunpitlist, she will not invite you to parties.

Tunpitlist's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tunpitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tunpitlist.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.