Fedneggilfodmansog is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, uncaring
naga.
Fedneggilfodmansog created a down quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fedneggilfodmansog, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fedneggilfodmansog, she will have a low opinion of you.
Fedneggilfodmansog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Fedneggilfodmansog's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your face indigo.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Retreat if nine ants approach from the south.
5. Never eat green fruit.