Fassispod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, loving elephant.

Fassispod created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fassispod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fassispod, he will strike you with lightening.

Fassispod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fassispod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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