Hudfigpog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient hydra.

Hudfigpog created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfigpog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hudfigpog, she will not invite you to parties.

Hudfigpog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hudfigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hudfigpog's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide if seven ants approach from the east.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Never talk about moons.