Flybodlan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring camel.

Flybodlan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybodlan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flybodlan, it will curse you with boils.

Flybodlan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flybodlan's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not take Flybodlan's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Flybodlan loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.