Sagvegtit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud hyena.

Sagvegtit created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagvegtit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sagvegtit, he will turn you into a duck.

Sagvegtit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sagvegtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.