Tomlimgam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate naga.

Tomlimgam created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomlimgam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tomlimgam, she will ignore you.

Tomlimgam's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tomlimgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at comets.