Wegsattimril is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate swan.

Wegsattimril created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsattimril, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegsattimril, it will not care at all.

Wegsattimril's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wegsattimril's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near aardvarks.

2. Never wear orange boots.

3. Always obey Wegsattimril's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not jump in public.