Rilljinduss Hanhunrig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm chinchilla.

Rilljinduss Hanhunrig created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilljinduss Hanhunrig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rilljinduss Hanhunrig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rilljinduss Hanhunrig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rilljinduss Hanhunrig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Rilljinduss Hanhunrig's name in vain.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never paint your back magenta.
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