Konflowkap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty wyrm.

Konflowkap created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Konflowkap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konflowkap, he will turn you into a tree.

Konflowkap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Konflowkap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Konflowkap on top of all buildings.

5. Never look at black holes.