Saklatquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome hare.

Saklatquaf created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Saklatquaf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saklatquaf, she will turn you into a dog.

Saklatquaf's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Saklatquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never run in the presence of otters.