Tipvannarl is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome dolphin.

Tipvannarl created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tipvannarl, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipvannarl, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tipvannarl's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tipvannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tipvannarl's name in vain.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.