Hogshavweenadnarljin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced dingo.

Hogshavweenadnarljin created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogshavweenadnarljin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogshavweenadnarljin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hogshavweenadnarljin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hogshavweenadnarljin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.