Hatbotban is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust snail.

Hatbotban created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbotban, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatbotban, she will curse you with boils.

Hatbotban's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hatbotban's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hatbotban.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.