Wotnegvol is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, proud salamander.

Wotnegvol created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotnegvol, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wotnegvol, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wotnegvol's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wotnegvol's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away if three cats approach from the west.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.