Femwanfet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful shark.

Femwanfet created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Femwanfet, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Femwanfet, it will laugh at you.

Femwanfet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Femwanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.