Cibtonknart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless fish.

Cibtonknart created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibtonknart, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibtonknart, she will not invite you to parties.

Cibtonknart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cibtonknart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear white coats.

3. Cibtonknart loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.