Fitbodlat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow duck.

Fitbodlat created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitbodlat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fitbodlat, she will turn you into a goat.

Fitbodlat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fitbodlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.