Rultanponhubmisbogsab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise octopus.

Rultanponhubmisbogsab created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultanponhubmisbogsab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rultanponhubmisbogsab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rultanponhubmisbogsab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Rultanponhubmisbogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Fast once a month.