Lograpbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced squid.

Lograpbonk created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lograpbonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lograpbonk, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lograpbonk's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lograpbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.