Gumhimcap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent beaver.

Gumhimcap created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumhimcap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gumhimcap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gumhimcap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gumhimcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.